listening to a cool new song like


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so one time i was at the mall and then out of nowhere this guy put his arm around me and said hey but then i got really scared and so i screamed bYE AND WHILE I SPRINTED AWAY HE RAN AFTER ME AND YELLED WAIT COME BACK AND TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED

fuck that was me 

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"i don’t watch tv" proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet

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we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted

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Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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