you, me, netflix while i slap ya butt

(Source: tangletots, via distraction)

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

(via sorry)

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

(via gnarly)

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via succeeding)


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